Was Paris Hilton Really Released?
Predator Press
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Here is a photo of Paris before prison:
But here is a photo of Paris being released from prison today:
Now while the resemblance is incredible, you might notice that "post-prison Paris" has more delicate, effeminate and attractive features than the original --a mistake commonly made during makeshift prison plastic surgeries.
Scienticians from the Predator Press Research Laboratory have taken tiny microscopic measurements over areas such as the forehead slope, bust size, chin length, et cetera, and have come back with a startling conclusion:
Clearly, what we have here is an imposter.
Was this a mystery person that spent three weeks doing "hard time" for our beloved princess? Or part of an elaborate prison escape?
Hm?
[LOBO]
Here is a photo of Paris before prison:
But here is a photo of Paris being released from prison today:
Now while the resemblance is incredible, you might notice that "post-prison Paris" has more delicate, effeminate and attractive features than the original --a mistake commonly made during makeshift prison plastic surgeries.
Scienticians from the Predator Press Research Laboratory have taken tiny microscopic measurements over areas such as the forehead slope, bust size, chin length, et cetera, and have come back with a startling conclusion:
Was this a mystery person that spent three weeks doing "hard time" for our beloved princess? Or part of an elaborate prison escape?
Hm?
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