Predator Press Interviews: Sheriff Lee Baca
Predator Press
LOBO: So you're the heroic cop that vainly tried to free our beloved Princess?
Baca: No, I'm not.
LOBO: You're not Sheriff Lee Baca?
Baca: Uh-uh.
LOBO: Hm. That's weird. You do look familiar though. Hey, aren't you that shaved Wookie that sold me that crappy Timeshare on Kashyyyk?
Baca: Nope. But for your information, throughout history the Timeshare has repeatedly demonstrated startling gains in equity.
LOBO: It was on a volcano.
Baca: I'll bet the view was spectacular.
LOBO: I hadda flush the toilet water every thirty minutes to keep it from boiling.
Baca: Look, I'm a Sheriff in Los Angeles. I can't just drop everything and fly to Kashyyyk every time a tenant has a plumbing issue.
LOBO: I thought you said you weren't Sheriff Lee Baca.
Baca: No I didn't.
LOBO: Ever heard of OxyCaine?
Baca: Nope. And it's absolutely legal to sell it to kids until I do.
LOBO: So what motivated you to free Paris?
Baca: I thought she was hot.
LOBO: So Sheriff, you're admitting on Predator Press that you that tend to pull people over in an effort to get dates?
Baca: Why are you calling me Sheriff?
LOBO: Ah, hm. Well, you got any interests or hobbies?
Baca: Well, I do occasionally umpire for Little League baseball. It's in my contract with Gillette.
LOBO: So you're the heroic cop that vainly tried to free our beloved Princess?Baca: No, I'm not.
LOBO: You're not Sheriff Lee Baca?
Baca: Uh-uh.
LOBO: Hm. That's weird. You do look familiar though. Hey, aren't you that shaved Wookie that sold me that crappy Timeshare on Kashyyyk?
Baca: Nope. But for your information, throughout history the Timeshare has repeatedly demonstrated startling gains in equity.
LOBO: It was on a volcano.
Baca: I'll bet the view was spectacular.
LOBO: I hadda flush the toilet water every thirty minutes to keep it from boiling.
Baca: Look, I'm a Sheriff in Los Angeles. I can't just drop everything and fly to Kashyyyk every time a tenant has a plumbing issue.
LOBO: I thought you said you weren't Sheriff Lee Baca.
Baca: No I didn't.
LOBO: Ever heard of OxyCaine?
Baca: Nope. And it's absolutely legal to sell it to kids until I do.
LOBO: So what motivated you to free Paris?
Baca: I thought she was hot.
LOBO: So Sheriff, you're admitting on Predator Press that you that tend to pull people over in an effort to get dates?
Baca: Why are you calling me Sheriff?
LOBO: Ah, hm. Well, you got any interests or hobbies?
Baca: Well, I do occasionally umpire for Little League baseball. It's in my contract with Gillette.
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