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Predator Press

[LOBO]

Admittedly, I’ve been “cheesing out” on the writing lately, and causing somewhat of a dial-up pile-up with all the pictures.

But while millions and millions of Luddite readers merely bitched and moaned, I was spending countless hours trying to build the Predator Press site map.

A “site map”, Lady Pyrate explained to me, is a series of HTML code that makes your site search-friendly to Google and Yahoo robots and spiders.

Now, call me crazy, but robots and spiders will buy less of this crappy Predator Press merchandise than even you ... and my house is already piled to the sky with crates of baseball caps and T-shirts.

It's very simple if you think about it:

a) Robots look lousy in the sweaters, and are not even approved to have Paypal accounts yet, and
2) spiders are just plain icky.

Comments

Anonymous said…
Duh, you were coasting.
Like you really worked long and hard on the Michael Jackson picture and comment.
LOBO said…
I made 3 posts that day, 1 post for every eight words of typed complaining you did.

Further, I posted today like almost every day --as I have for months-- all along spending countless frustrated hours in the background trying to improve the performance of this site.

You can criticize me for lack of taste, but you cannot criticize me for a lack of work ethic.

... but how could you miss my lack of taste?

???

Yeesh
LadyTerri said…
I wish that it was easy to put togeather an xml code and make it work without effort but in reality it is very complex and takes time. I have spent countless of hours of my own free time working on this with LOBO to improve the performance of this site. Not to mention I took some time off of my other two websites just to be here :) This is an awsome blog and one of the reasons why is, LOBO puts alot of time and effort into it :)
LOBO said…
Don't let that saucy rogue scalawag fool you ... the second she finds the "X" on the site map, she's gone ...

[*sigh*]
LadyTerri said…
X marks the spot you say? :)
Anonymous said…
Great now you've gone and told her the secret. I told you not to use x to mark the spot, but no can you listen to your mom. No, I know better than mom, it's just like when you were little and told you not to go to school that it would only get you into trouble, all this reading and writing fallderall. (don't forget to change your underwear, it's been a week).
LadyTerri said…
Mothers always know best :) hmm we need to discus this weekly underwear changing, that could get you into all sorts of messy situations :)

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