Wow what a trip!
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[Lady Pyrate]
Boarding the plane headed towards Pianosa I sat down in my seat, which happened to be right next to the exit door. The stewardess comes by to check to see if I had my seatbelt on then politely with a dead serious expression on her face asks me.
“In case of an emergency crash landing could you open the hatch and help get people off of the plane?”
Hesitating for only a brief 5 or 10 minutes I can’t quite remember it was all a blur I manage to say.
“Yes I can do that if I remember how to open the door and not frantically bang and claw on it while screaming Oh my fu#$% God trying to get out of this burning inferno, and if I am not horribly dismembered. Could you get me two bottles of Jack, 1 bottle of Rum, a cup of ice and hold the coke please, I am deathly afraid to fly on airplanes.”
Damn I hated giving up that window seat and you know she didn’t have to yank so hard. Needless to say the flight went well, no mishaps at all and I was good and sauced by the time we landed. This was the condition I was in the first time I laid eyes on LOBO and the infamous Chick Magnet.
It’s all true Ladies and whoever else is reading this, LOBO is an extremely good-looking, charming little devil, who kept me very busy :) and the Chick Magnet does exist in all its glory and splendor. I am so glad LOBO chose to pick me up in that instead of the original plan to get a luxury convertible rental car. He told me that if I was real good I could even take it for a spin around the block. I didn’t quite like the fact of being chased by hordes of horny women but hey it wasn’t that bad, a bit uncomfortable mind you but not bad. Except for that one chick who came running out of that adult bookstore towards the Magnet…well never mind no need to go into details you get the picture.
Finally meeting Ethan was incredible, I was mesmerized by his long flowing Fabio hair I just wanted to run my fingers through it, until he took his extensions out and handed them to me as a souvenir, which was a bit freaky but what a great color.
All in all you won’t meet a greater bunch of people in your life and I am so glad I did. Thank you LOBO and Ethan for making me feel so welcome…
Until Next Time
[Lady Pyrate]
Boarding the plane headed towards Pianosa I sat down in my seat, which happened to be right next to the exit door. The stewardess comes by to check to see if I had my seatbelt on then politely with a dead serious expression on her face asks me.
“In case of an emergency crash landing could you open the hatch and help get people off of the plane?”
Hesitating for only a brief 5 or 10 minutes I can’t quite remember it was all a blur I manage to say.
“Yes I can do that if I remember how to open the door and not frantically bang and claw on it while screaming Oh my fu#$% God trying to get out of this burning inferno, and if I am not horribly dismembered. Could you get me two bottles of Jack, 1 bottle of Rum, a cup of ice and hold the coke please, I am deathly afraid to fly on airplanes.”
Damn I hated giving up that window seat and you know she didn’t have to yank so hard. Needless to say the flight went well, no mishaps at all and I was good and sauced by the time we landed. This was the condition I was in the first time I laid eyes on LOBO and the infamous Chick Magnet.
It’s all true Ladies and whoever else is reading this, LOBO is an extremely good-looking, charming little devil, who kept me very busy :) and the Chick Magnet does exist in all its glory and splendor. I am so glad LOBO chose to pick me up in that instead of the original plan to get a luxury convertible rental car. He told me that if I was real good I could even take it for a spin around the block. I didn’t quite like the fact of being chased by hordes of horny women but hey it wasn’t that bad, a bit uncomfortable mind you but not bad. Except for that one chick who came running out of that adult bookstore towards the Magnet…well never mind no need to go into details you get the picture.
Finally meeting Ethan was incredible, I was mesmerized by his long flowing Fabio hair I just wanted to run my fingers through it, until he took his extensions out and handed them to me as a souvenir, which was a bit freaky but what a great color.
All in all you won’t meet a greater bunch of people in your life and I am so glad I did. Thank you LOBO and Ethan for making me feel so welcome…
Until Next Time
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