[The Shart]
Typically as the city sleeps, The Shart's youthful grad-student sidekick Matt McCord dutifully scours The Shart's email in search of leads.But tonight, Matt played World of Warcaft for nine hours, and "Enlarge Your Penis" SPAM beguiled him into downloading crippling viruses via porn while sleeping with a slice of Dominoes Pizza on his lap.
This effectively shut down The Shart's Central Network of Intelligence Agencies for almost six months.
... and I bet the Dominoes guy never shows again.
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