SHART ATTACK

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Evidently, running around in a sexy tight suit and a mask is frowned upon by society in general.

In fact, some states make you register; according to my lawyer, I would’ve gone to the “Big House” for sure were it not for Babs.

Now, I’m not stupid. I know that “Big Houses” are drafty, haunted, and have really big fucking lawns ... and it’s no secret how much I would despise landscaping for the Undead … hell, the pays lousy, and they bitch no matter where you dig.

On a less professional note, Ethan just informed me that every time I post the words "The Shart" from here on out, the FCC is making me donate $35,000 to charity.

He would’ve told me sooner, but he needed only 70-Large more to cure leukemia.

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