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DESPITE GPA DIVE, PARIS HILTON'S
QUANTUM MECHANICS FOR DUMMIES
#1 BESTSELLER ON COLLEGE CAMPUSES


"Paris’ tawdry and sexualized behavior objectifies and therefore degrades all women," says pasty, pudgy, acne-riddled, Twinkie-scarfing, Starbucks-toting, hemp-wearing, hairy snaggltoothed gnarly-toed behemoth pooch protester.

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