Beware Miscreants!
Predator Press
[The Shart]
As metropolitan Pianosa slumbers peacefully, I prowl the shadows in a sexy, tight-fitting rubber suit, seeking out evil and injustice that must be smoten.
Wherever there’s a hot chick in danger of some creepy guy stalking her in the night, I’ll be there.
Swift, lethal and tenacious --like the shark-- I'm always one step ahead of the authorities because I’m smart.
I am The Shart.
[The Shart]
As metropolitan Pianosa slumbers peacefully, I prowl the shadows in a sexy, tight-fitting rubber suit, seeking out evil and injustice that must be smoten.
Wherever there’s a hot chick in danger of some creepy guy stalking her in the night, I’ll be there.
Swift, lethal and tenacious --like the shark-- I'm always one step ahead of the authorities because I’m smart.
I am The Shart.
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