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Okay, let’s face it: the Michael Jackson story isn’t just fuelled by his stardom … there’s a lot of weirdness here too.
Why did the good doc take a leave of absence from his practice, sign up for the London tour, and then just boogie –without even providing information to the paramedics or police first?
Isn’t that the point of having a personal physician on staff?
I smell a rat … and were I a responsible journalist, I would pursue this story with a ruthless zeal.
Unfortunately, I’m currently drafting a story about cat farts.
9 comments:
I hate responsible journalists. Cat farts are where it's at.
Actually cat farts sound more important.
Hey, I just pulled a cat's finger to see if it'd fart. I think it was his finger.
Just make sure that the kitty's not sporting 'Soul Glo' when she lets it rip. Sources close to Pepsi have confirmed that this is what actually ignited the kid-friendly bonfire back in '84.
I can't wait for your cat fart story. I could wait forever to hear any more "news" about MJ.
Cat farts are preferable to stories about MJ. As a matter of fact, I hereby challenge you to correctly identify in writing, the sound of a cat fart. This is a challenge because I have never actually heard my cat fart. I've only been knocked off the couch by the fumes post emission.
Was Howard K. Stern unavailable to care for Jackson? He did such a great job with Anna Nicole.
I'd like to say that cat farts are preferable to the endless "news" coverage, but I can turn off my TV. If I kill my cat for its noxious ass vapor, I'll be Michael Vick's cellie.
I think Vick got out recently but I'm not up for Googling incarcerated celebrity animal abusers right now, so can we just let this one slide?
Chris: I know! We can put robots on Mars, cure cancer, blah blah ... but I defy to find a single dissertation on cat farts anywhere
I blame public schools.
Stephanie: They smell more important too.
Lunatron: LOL! Is it purring?
Johnson's Zoo: I can just imagine that glorious flaming feline arc against the nighttime sky, howling in exhilaration!
How many yards did that kitty get? Was it a record?
Reforming Geek: My cat Phil busted a grumpy once. I just got her, and was giving her a pill from the vet … you know how you have to kinda stick it back in their throats? She thought I was playing I’m sure.
Toot!
-The shocked look of unmistakable indignation on her face was priceless.
DG: Yeah, you could tell Michael Jackson coverage was going to hit over-saturation levels real fast. I’m actually making a conscious effort to minimize references to it.
But as far as “correctly identify in writing, the sound of a cat farts,” can I submit MP3s instead?
kathcom: Well, look at the upside: I doubt Michael Vick has any cats (unless they are covered in barbeque sauce).
WHY DID THIS DOCTOR RUN AWAY? HOW LONG DID HE KEEP MICHAEL'S BODY BEFORE ALERTING MEDICS? THIS DOCTOR HAS A LOT HE IS NOT TELLING, THATS FOR SURE!!!
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