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Lee Majors Endorses $14.95 "Bionic Ear"

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[LOBO]

Yes it's totally true.

There is now, in fact, a $14.95 Bionic Ear.

And I'm not even going to go into how pissed Steve Austin -astronaut- might have felt about being completely repaired for three easy payments of $39.95.

-I'm too jazzed to know I can now get cheap ears that can lift busses.

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Kirsten said…
Poor Steve Austin!
6 million dollars doesn't go far now-a-days!
10:16 PM
robkroese said…
Ok, it was Jamie Summers aka the Bionic Woman who had the bionic ear, which was pretty lame. Steve Austin had a bionic eye, right arm and legs. I guess his HMO wouldn't cover both arms?
1:04 AM
Alex L said…
Awesome I'm deafening myself now so I can get one... what, why is it a bad idea?
2:43 AM
LOBO said…
Kirsten: Yes. In military spending terms, that is two wrenches and a toilet seat.

Diesel: lol! Still, I'll bet Steve is amazing at Guitar Heroes ...

Alex: I would hold out for the Bionic Nose. It's my understanding you can get a discount for multiple installations.

Just don't get that B.S. "Extended Service Warranty." It's crap.

:)
8:41 AM
Nanny Goats In Panties said…
See? This is why Lindsay Wagner has to spend her retirement years pushing the Sleep Number Bed. They still sell for way more than bionic ears.
8:45 PM
meangrouchy said…
I cant believe that MAJORS indorced the hearing aid, complete RIP-OFF i was going to buy one for my mother and even that it wasnt 14.95 but 150.00+ I thought i would at least try one because her hearing is getting so bad and couldnt afford a good one. so i went to call the no# they listed and found out it was not in service. I know times are tough but for him to be part of a scam makes me sick. Dennis
1:23 PM
poppymac said…
some of your bloggers don't seem very serious. I needed a proper hearing aide. I bought one it doesn't work. Lee Majors web site has been under construction for several days and cannot get help to get aide stop whistiling. If any of you know of other serious sites that could help me I'd appreciate it. The directions sent with hearing aide are not in American English and are incomplete. Poppymac
6:28 PM
Anonymous said…
It's not $14.95. That's for the trial. There are more payments if you keep it.
12:54 AM
Anonymous said…
DO NOT FALL FOR THIS GIMMICK. MY MOTHER ACTUALLY GOT ONE AND IT FELL OUT OF HER EAR. SHE SENT IT BACK TO THE COMPANY AND HAS NOT HEARD A THING FROM THEM YET. THIS IS A COMPLETE RIP OFF!!!!!
1:58 PM
Anonymous said…
To return the hearing aid to get a refund, send it to Bionic Ear 2 Morgan Ave. Norwalk CT 06851 Tel# is 1-800-284-4628. I got a complete refund.
10:18 AM
Anonymous said…
I got mine last week, and it replaced a Miracle ear $900 unit that finally quit. I was anticipating that this aid would not work very, but was pleasantly surprised to find that it worked as well if not better than the Miracle Ear it replaced.
2:25 PM
Anonymous said…
For poppymac: try Songbird at www.songbirdhearing.com/index-main-b.html
4:22 PM
Anonymous said…
I just received the Lee Majors hearing aid and I love it. I have been putting this off for ten years and I'm going to buy another one. It took me one day to get used to the volume, etc. but I am astonished at how well I can hear now.
7:06 AM
lc said…
Yeah, sad thing is that it actually costs a total of $ 222.85,long way from $ 14.95. He only has to sell 26,923 units to pay his 6mil tab.
7:46 AM
Anonymous said…
Whenever I hear a lead in promotion saying something cost $15, and then find out the real charge is a couple of hundred I know the company is corrupt. No reputable company says a product is one price, and then uses a 'bait & switch' price scheme. It is sad how companies are allowed to swindle and steal from consumers. Republicans love companies that have no regulations to protect consumers. Republicans love it when corrupt companies victimize millions of people. Republicans love it when Wall Street criminals stole TRILLIONS and destroyed millions of people's retirements, destroyed their jobs, caused them to lose their homes. Republicans ALWAYS cheer on corrupt, soulless companies who steal from average, hard working Americans.

Why do republicans love those who abuse others? Don't they care if their sons, daughters, spouses, mothers & fathers are swindled? Don't they think at all? When are they going to stop being ignorant, gullible pawns to right wing radio hosts and corrupt Fox News talking heads? Good grief right wing republicans are stupid.
9:13 PM
Bunk Strutts said…
Anonymous-- In response to your cordial anonymous questions:

1. We love it for the sheer thrill of the sport.

2. No, because we place bets on the outcomes in order to make obscene profits at the expense of others, whether we're related to the losers or not.

3. When you say, "think," it appears that you mean "excrete." (We excrete just like you do, except that you think that yours doesn't stink.)

4. We'll do that once we heat up the atmosphere to a uniform 72 degrees Fahrenheit worldwide; eliminate the polar bears so we can bbq baby seals in Greenland; force all women over 14 years old to be barefoot,pregnant, and in the kitchen cooking CORN-FED BEEF; and pave over every last wetland, rainforest and ecological habitat in the universe JUST because we be hatin' on the snail darter and don't want it to be in our way again.

Hope that clears things up. Now bring me a beer, Babs.
1:22 AM
LOBO said…
Bunk, I think you are being too easy on the seals -but because you cited 'Babs' you get an automatic link just out of good taste.

But can two people simultaneously wish everyone else was dead at the same time? Really? Wouldn't one, at some point, cancel the other out?

I think I know who that last "Anon" was anyway:

'E.H.,' GET YOUR ASS IN GEAR AND CALL OR EMAIL ME!!!!!!!!

:)
2:06 AM
LOBO said…
(Thanks for the LOL Bunk!)
2:09 AM
Bunk Strutts said…
I just happened by and saw a big ol' honkin' KICK ME sign. I'd be shirking my duty if I ignored it. Thanks for the link.
4:18 PM
Unknown said…
How did the "evil" Republicans get involved in the Lee Majors hearing device? And don't the Dems like Wall Street money too? Just ask former Fannie and Freddie directors.
4:57 PM
Anonymous said…
Bunk, you kill me! I owe you a beer next time you're in town.
7:53 AM
Anonymous said…
To the 'Nit - Wit' leftie on Repubs'...if it were not for the (Republican) Capitalist, you wouldn't have that computer to post such mindless popycock on the Internet (On...I forgot it was AlGore that invented the Internet and now he has invented Global Warming...I just love you IDIOTS!)

If you had an ounce of sense, you could plainly see, that the Government that delivered the "Compassion of the IRS, the Efficiency of the Post Office and Effectiveness of FEMA (Re: Katrina)"...quote from Frank I. Luntz, is totally impotent.

Were it not for the FREE Market, you probably would have never spewed your mothers milk in the first place!

I can only guess, but in view of your post, you are an Obama-maniac...probably in favor of his Socialist agenda,the HealthCare debacle, the do nothing 'Stimulus' (pork) bill, etc . But, I do have to admit Obama can talk the talk (he does surround himself with Marxist and others with the ideology that you must subscribe to).

Question: What has Obama accomplished in the 10 months he has been in office?

Answer: (I don't want to over work that 'Pea' brain of yours)...NOTHING, NADA, ZIP...ZERO.
(Oops, I could be wrong...he has brought back racism, he doesn't have any qualms what-so-ever with flashing the 'race card').

All you Left Wing Wackos need to go see how wonderful Socialism is...Go live in Cuba for a while, or maybe China (Communism). I know you are going to say 'Oh, he's one of those Love it or Leave it' Republicans...No I'm not a Republican, I am an American! I served my country, What have you done? Probably, not much...except maybe live off of your parent/s.

GET A LIFE...

Go puff your dribble at moveon dot org, I'm sure you will be right at home there
12:46 PM
Anonymous said…
Lets please stay on topic. I am reading around the web looking for comments from people that actually purchased this hearing aide.

Please post your experience with this product. I will be back in a week or so to read new posts.

Thank you.
5:26 PM
Anonymous said…
how do i order one, i live in canada
3:00 PM
Anonymous said…
Lee Majors is a scam artist and is becoming a real Millionaire scamming us old folks. I need my #200.00 since I did not order this product again and they hit my card up two months later. Wow What do I do now?
7:31 PM
Anonymous said…
My granda ordered two hearing aids and won a trip to Las Vegas. She shared a bowl of applesauce with Lee after he cleaned the wax from her ears. I'm saving up for Lee's Bionic tonsils slated for 2010 introduction.
11:05 AM
Andreas Alevras said…
This is an answer to anonymous living in Canadawhere I also Live and they have charged me $411.00 Canadian for one aid, bought at the end of January 2010.
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2:47 AM
Anonymous said…
Shut up with your Republican crap. Abuse others? What are you, an idiot? The commercial tells what the $14.95 covers but you aren't listening. That is why you cannot get a real hearing aid and will buy this one, you are a broke idiot.
11:09 AM
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11:13 AM
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