Monday

Shaking the Cage

Predator Press

[LOBO]

First of all, I’m not really clear on why I’m so mad at Nicolas Cage.

I mean he did some great movies, right?

Right?

I mean there was Red Rock West and Con Air, and …

…um …

Wasn’t he in Armageddon?

No?

Alright. Then screw Nicolas Cage.

There isn’t enough room on this blog to complain at satisfactory levels about Nicholas Cage.

But this blog isn't about the proliferation of Nicolas Cage, nor the involuntary experience of seeing him everywhere.

Is it?

OMG Predator Press has just been infected by Nicolas Cage!

How the heck does he do that!?

-It's itchy!!!


9 comments:

Anonymous said...

He peaked at "Raising Arizona"

Sad, but true...

LOBO said...

lol! I totally forgot about that one. Great movie!

Anonymous said...

Moonstruck wasn't too bad in spite of Nicky being in it.

One would think the nephew of F.F. Copola would have a bit more skill.

Bex said...

Like, ohmyGOD, you totally forgot Valley Girls! He was so, like, GAG me with a spoon! I'm SO sure....

JD at I Do Things said...

How can you forget . . .

"Welcome to the RAWK!"

Of course, that immortal line was delivered by Sir Sean Connery, but the Cage Man was pretty good in that silly but entertaining movie.

JD at I Do Things

Anonymous said...

I hear he was pretty good in The Wicker Man.

Then again the person who told me that was drinking cat urine, so I'm not sure how go a critic he was.

Matt said...

If you start a chat room for Nicholas Cage-haters...I'll be the first one in line.

Gotta go...Family man is on.

Michael from dadcation.com said...

Cage can eat a dick, but I liked "Fast Times..." You gotta love a role in a Cameron Crowe flick, right?

Anonymous said...

Nick Cage seems to have a long hair cycle... he grows it out long just before he cuts it off about every fourth movie, i.e. ConAir, Next and now Bangkok Express