FEMA To New Orleans: Just Shut Up About It Already
Predator Press
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Fed up after years of criticism for badly botching the response to Hurricane Katrina, FEMA has issued a press release saying quote, “We’re sick of hearing it! All you Negative Nancys GET A LIFE!” immediately before slamming the door so hard the screen pane fell out.
This does not bode well for FEMA as FEMA owns a cat that is curious about going outside, and the neighborhood FEMA lives in is crawling with large and aggressive dogs that could easily jump their fences when sufficiently aggravated.
“See what you made us do?” yelled FEMA. “Now get the hell off of my property!”
New Orleans, shocked by this irrational and emotional display, released the following reply: “Screw you and that mangy cat. We have always hated that cat!”
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Fed up after years of criticism for badly botching the response to Hurricane Katrina, FEMA has issued a press release saying quote, “We’re sick of hearing it! All you Negative Nancys GET A LIFE!” immediately before slamming the door so hard the screen pane fell out.This does not bode well for FEMA as FEMA owns a cat that is curious about going outside, and the neighborhood FEMA lives in is crawling with large and aggressive dogs that could easily jump their fences when sufficiently aggravated.
“See what you made us do?” yelled FEMA. “Now get the hell off of my property!”
New Orleans, shocked by this irrational and emotional display, released the following reply: “Screw you and that mangy cat. We have always hated that cat!”
Comments
So they've been known to hallucinate on occasion.
The cat now lives in a van down by the river... with a grossly disfigured, three-legged jewish-drag queen-celebrity impersonator named Cher Nobill.
Static: I totally forgot about that.
-I smell sequel!!
:)