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[LOBO]
There comes a time in every man's life when he must kiss the children goodnight, abandon his most deeply-held holistic and peaceful beliefs, and just kick the crap out of the opposing Fantasy Football team.
Rickey -author of one of LOBO's favorite blogs Riding With Rickey- is unfortunately on the receiving end of LOBO's team's Payback Run for the humiliating defeat LOBO suffered at the hands of the Washington Crooks -coached by the writer of The Army of Epiphenomenon.
-A blog LOBO now detests entirely.
It saddens LOBO to need to destroy Rickey's team The Menschwarmers, but LOBO needs to make a bloodthirsty, crippling example of Rickey lest other Humor-Blogs Fantasy Football League members think LOBO is soft.
I hope Rickey will not take it personally when LOBO's fake cops pull his players over on the way to the game and one by one use Howitzers via helicopter to dismember them. Or when LOBO puts their remains in a wood chipper, grinds it all into goo, bakes the remains until dry, and then torches them in napalm. Or when LOBO shoots the ashes into a gigantic black hole located near the center of our galaxy
-Despite the years of friendship.
Leigh of Leigh Online -coach of the "Fantasy Virgins"- has further proposed a tempting player trade: LaDanian Tomlinson for two guys that LOBO thinks were co-workers at a Wendy's franchise just south of Des Moines.
Mmmm boy LOBO does love a good Frosty. Especially in the Summer. But unfortunately it is now officially Fall, and Predator Press Scienticians have already dissected LaDanian for his DNA (which will be used to create LaDainian clones bred to look like all the other players on LOBO's team who have thus far proven to be losers).
Besides. LOBO lives two blocks from a Wendy's; sure they screw up LOBO's drive-thru orders every once in a while, but Des Moines is a long way to go for decent fries.
But fear not Leigh! Whatever remains of LaDanian will soon be available in eBay.
(LOBO needs a new car)
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[LOBO]
There comes a time in every man's life when he must kiss the children goodnight, abandon his most deeply-held holistic and peaceful beliefs, and just kick the crap out of the opposing Fantasy Football team.Rickey -author of one of LOBO's favorite blogs Riding With Rickey- is unfortunately on the receiving end of LOBO's team's Payback Run for the humiliating defeat LOBO suffered at the hands of the Washington Crooks -coached by the writer of The Army of Epiphenomenon.
-A blog LOBO now detests entirely.
It saddens LOBO to need to destroy Rickey's team The Menschwarmers, but LOBO needs to make a bloodthirsty, crippling example of Rickey lest other Humor-Blogs Fantasy Football League members think LOBO is soft.
I hope Rickey will not take it personally when LOBO's fake cops pull his players over on the way to the game and one by one use Howitzers via helicopter to dismember them. Or when LOBO puts their remains in a wood chipper, grinds it all into goo, bakes the remains until dry, and then torches them in napalm. Or when LOBO shoots the ashes into a gigantic black hole located near the center of our galaxy
-Despite the years of friendship.
Leigh of Leigh Online -coach of the "Fantasy Virgins"- has further proposed a tempting player trade: LaDanian Tomlinson for two guys that LOBO thinks were co-workers at a Wendy's franchise just south of Des Moines.
Mmmm boy LOBO does love a good Frosty. Especially in the Summer. But unfortunately it is now officially Fall, and Predator Press Scienticians have already dissected LaDanian for his DNA (which will be used to create LaDainian clones bred to look like all the other players on LOBO's team who have thus far proven to be losers).
Besides. LOBO lives two blocks from a Wendy's; sure they screw up LOBO's drive-thru orders every once in a while, but Des Moines is a long way to go for decent fries.
But fear not Leigh! Whatever remains of LaDanian will soon be available in eBay.
(LOBO needs a new car)
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