Idle Hands

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While trying to install my new *plasma* television, I was pleased to find I own a tool.

A tool commonly referred to as a “screwdriver”.

This "tool" -which I had previously mistaken for one of mom's fancy cooking utensils- is a steel rod with a four-sided pointed tip used to drive screws ... hence it’s designation: a flathead screwdriver.

Used properly, this item can be held by the silvery thin part and used to bash the screws in with the wider end, also known as the handle.

But this television is a piece of crap.


The picture ain't so good, but
Station Atomica comes in crystal clear.


Comments

Anonymous said…
Ummm actually the one with the pointy star head * is a Phillips head screwdriver -- it's the one that's shaped like a spatula |_|that's the flat head.

Just to clarify.

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Oops, Margaret is right. That would explain why things didn't work. I recommend using another popular tool, called a Hammer, which is used to ham screws into surfaces.
Unknown said…
Please don't ever go into construction. You might build a house like I have.
Anonymous said…
The picture alone made me laugh out loud!
Anonymous said…
The only tool around when I try to install things is me.

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