Opinion: Fisting Not Just for Old People Anymore

Predator Press

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You remember the drill: no sooner would you get that kickass skateboard ramp all set up and some blue-haired wrinkle kit runs out yelling "GET OFF OF MY LAWN!" Wobbling precariously on his or her rocker, they shook their liver-spotted and crunkly clenched hand menacingly at about eye-level to punctuate every syllable.

But widely-embraced by America as a whole, 'fisting' is now being done by a whole range of generations: Years ago I fisted Madeline Albright repeatedly over her foreign policy. Now, disillusioned artists on American Idol are fisting Simon Cowell even as you read this. Heck, a guy fisted me earlier in traffic!

'Fisting' has sneakily entered the American lexicon of body language, and is rapidly rising to a level of globally recognized symbolism.

Now that's progress.


Comments

Simon Jester said…
Be sure to wash well afterwards.
robkroese said…
I'm fisting you RIGHT NOW!

BTW, it's very weird that you just posted that pic of Captain America throwing his shield. Check out my post tomorrow.
beaverboosh said…
Have Americans not read read A Hand in the Bush?
Anonymous said…
Why you, I oughtta ...
Mother Theresa said…
Well, I guess it's better than somebody giving you the finger.
Anonymous said…
What??? I thought it meant "Hi friend!" I'm way too Canadian!
~JD

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