Predator Press Loses Product Line to DONCO

Predator Press

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Finally breaking the silence, blog mogul Don Lewis -author of "It's a Funny Thing"- has formally announced once and for all the sinister consolidation and centralization of humorous blogging from his notoriously evil fortress located in equally-evil Northern Idaho.

While initially shocked at the subsequent hostile takeover of our highly-profitable line of frighteningly realistic Halloween costumes, the folks at Predator Press Fiendish Fashions are preparing to surrender unconditionally to welcome their new comic overlord and CEO.



Frankenstein


Dracula


Ann Coulter


Creature from the
Black Lagoon


Frankly, these things were giving us the creeps anyway.


Comments

Shimmy said…
Ann Coulter thinks about dead people when she's making love.
Simon Jester said…
We are proud to welcome the Predator Press Fiendish Fashions Line to our growing list of excellent humorwear.

(There is some concern in marketing about the Coulter mask not being life-like.)

Don Lewis
DONCO
Good golly Adams Apple 12 Batman! That's a DUDE!!!

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