Ask LOBO

Predator Press

[LOBO]

People are always asking me, "LOBO, after a mere four years, you've blossomed Predator Press into the colossal juggernaut of a blog it is today. What's your secret?"

I always tell them the same thing I tell both of our readers. It all boils down to two things: Awareness, Determination, and above all Discipline.

"A.D.D." for short.

See, what most people don't realize is that blogging about something is exactly the same as actually doing it. Here you can pretty much say anything and everything in full confidence that a preponderance of lack-of-evidence to the contrary is virtually everywhere. You know how I blogged about having lost both arms when I was shot down in the Battle of Leyte Gulf? Well now the U.S. Navy blogs about sending me disability checks. And remember how LadyTerri and I got married last week? The miracle of blogging transformed our wedding from this:




Into this:




Don't believe me? Ask any successful blogger to show you their "To Do" list. It will look something like:


1) wake up turn on computer, blog

2) take lithium drink coffee, blog

3) go to work call off, blog

4) go to doctor appointment surf WebMD, blog

5) reschedule colonoscopy eat White Castles, blog

6) clean garage buy gasoline, matches and fire insurance, blog

7) give dog bath away, blog

8) make dinner Mac and Cheese, blog

9) spend quality time with family ask lazy freeloading moochers to bring you some Mac and Cheese, blog

10) sleep blog

Again, discipline is the key.

And if all else fails, include some pornography.


Comments

Anonymous said…
No ADHD?
Awareness, Deliberation, Humor, and above all Discipline
Simon Jester said…
You think you know me so well!

HA!

We don't have a White Castle!

(Plus, the pornography needs to be higher on the list.)
Simon Jester said…
Oh yeah,

Congrats in the marriage thing. You must have a lot of hidden qualities because on the face of things, one would have to assume that Lady T is selling short.
LOBO said…
Debbie: "Humor"? What?

Don: Thanks! And PS, we were looking to nuzzle and hold those sweet jugs of yours on our honeymoon, but were severely disappointed.

Don't play 'hard-to-get' ... break them babies out!
beaverboosh said…
Dude, where is the masturbation?

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