How to Break Up With Gods
Predator Press
Dear Medusa,
I can't do this anymore.
It's not really about the obsession with sculpture, the bloody dandruff, or the thick scales stuck in the soap bar; I just really think we should start spitting and hissing at other people.
I will always remember the good times -like that time we tickled Sisyphus until he dropped his rock and he hadda start History all over- but we've grown in different directions, and I want my half of the direction our music collection has taken. And my Dean Koontz paperbacks.
We're just too different. I think we should just be friends. And I'm not good enough for you . . . you need to find someone who will treat you like you deserve being treated for.
It's not you; it's me.
Don't come by unexpectedly; my new girlfriend has a 'thing' for blindfolded mongooses.
Your Friend Always,
LOBO
Dear Medusa,I can't do this anymore.
It's not really about the obsession with sculpture, the bloody dandruff, or the thick scales stuck in the soap bar; I just really think we should start spitting and hissing at other people.
I will always remember the good times -like that time we tickled Sisyphus until he dropped his rock and he hadda start History all over- but we've grown in different directions, and I want my half of the direction our music collection has taken. And my Dean Koontz paperbacks.
We're just too different. I think we should just be friends. And I'm not good enough for you . . . you need to find someone who will treat you like you deserve being treated for.
It's not you; it's me.
Don't come by unexpectedly; my new girlfriend has a 'thing' for blindfolded mongooses.
Your Friend Always,
LOBO
Comments
You still there ? Just between us, I don't think she is going to take it like a lady.
Be careful, dude, she is a mean one...
meow.
Read a big chunk of your site in one sitting. Gotta come back tomorrow to read some more. Good, demented fun!