Predator Press
Demonstrators from 'Torch Un-Repentant Tabloids mentioning Lesbian Endeavors' [TURTLE] cheer as the Minneapolis branch of Predator Press burns to rubble.
“I don’t understand,” says a Predator Press Public Relations Specialist and CEO that wishes to remain anonymous named LOBO. “I’m a long-time supporter of lesbians. In fact, I love lesbians. I got stacks and stacks of Penthouse at home ... ”
3 comments:
I too have been the terribly unfortunate victim of attacks from lesbian activists.
Indeed, only the other day I received a threatening missive from one organisation, calling themselves the Federation of Lesbians Against Persistent Slander, or FLAPS.
Man, you have no idea how many lesbians I run into on a daily basis. It's like a traveling statistical anomaly.
(cough)
I wouldn't touch this with barbi-doll's penis, if ya knows what I mean.
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