Angered Lesbians Burn Down Predator Press HQ
Predator Press
Demonstrators from 'Torch Un-Repentant Tabloids mentioning Lesbian Endeavors' [TURTLE] cheer as the Minneapolis branch of Predator Press burns to rubble.
“I don’t understand,” says a Predator Press Public Relations Specialist and CEO that wishes to remain anonymous named LOBO. “I’m a long-time supporter of lesbians. In fact, I love lesbians. I got stacks and stacks of Penthouse at home ... ”
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Indeed, only the other day I received a threatening missive from one organisation, calling themselves the Federation of Lesbians Against Persistent Slander, or FLAPS.
I wouldn't touch this with barbi-doll's penis, if ya knows what I mean.