The Sound and the Furious
Predator Press
[LOBO]
The strange, screaming woman on the phone informed me that my alimony payments were late.
"Of course they're late," I explain frantically. "I didn't even know about them until now!"
I put the phone in a drawer, but could still hear it. I tried leaving it at the other end of the house with the same results. Honestly, it was either appease this angry woman somehow, or throw the phone into Mr Insanity's pool ... but it looked like a really expensive phone.
I finally just mailed her Ethan's Super Triple Platinum card.
How I could have married such a disagreeable woman completely defies explanation.
... She must be hot.
[LOBO]
The strange, screaming woman on the phone informed me that my alimony payments were late.
"Of course they're late," I explain frantically. "I didn't even know about them until now!"
I put the phone in a drawer, but could still hear it. I tried leaving it at the other end of the house with the same results. Honestly, it was either appease this angry woman somehow, or throw the phone into Mr Insanity's pool ... but it looked like a really expensive phone.
I finally just mailed her Ethan's Super Triple Platinum card.
How I could have married such a disagreeable woman completely defies explanation.
... She must be hot.
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