Spring Hopes Eternal
Predator Press
[LOBO]
I venomously hate my lawn.
It's always arrogantly growing, like "Look LOBO, I'm a big green jerk and I'm screwing up your weekend 'cuz now you gotta mow! HAHAHAHA"
I want my lawn dead.
Every last blade.
I want a goddamn chloroform Holocaust.
I'll mow one last @#$!@$!! time, and leave the remains all scattered about as a warning to the other grass thinking about growing here.
Then I can lay down green linoleum, and just hose it off once a month ...
[LOBO]
I venomously hate my lawn.
It's always arrogantly growing, like "Look LOBO, I'm a big green jerk and I'm screwing up your weekend 'cuz now you gotta mow! HAHAHAHA"
I want my lawn dead.
Every last blade.
I want a goddamn chloroform Holocaust.
I'll mow one last @#$!@$!! time, and leave the remains all scattered about as a warning to the other grass thinking about growing here.
Then I can lay down green linoleum, and just hose it off once a month ...
Comments
I, for one, prefer "I cheated on someone I said I loved."
And it definitely worked on his lawn.
Sniveling bastard.
Damn lawns.