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[LOBO]
I venomously hate my lawn.
It's always arrogantly growing, like "Look LOBO, I'm a big green jerk and I'm screwing up your weekend 'cuz now you gotta mow! HAHAHAHA"
I want my lawn dead.
Every last blade.
I want a goddamn chloroform Holocaust.
I'll mow one last @#$!@$!! time, and leave the remains all scattered about as a warning to the other grass thinking about growing here.
Then I can lay down green linoleum, and just hose it off once a month ...
5 comments:
You could always be absolutely deviant and get some high quality bleach and spell a horrible message in your grass and kill it completely.
I, for one, prefer "I cheated on someone I said I loved."
And it definitely worked on his lawn.
Sniveling bastard.
Damn lawns.
Oh, that's an automatic link!!!!!!! lol
At the garden centre, ask for concrete-seeds.
Swinging by from LadyTerri's site.. I do know what you mean, cuz I do feel that way when I have to mow my grass 2 to 3 times a week.. LOL
Evil lawn.
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