Predator Press Interviews: Lindsay Lohan
Predator Press
LOBO: Wow. You're that famous chick!
Lohan: Who are you, and why are you dressed like that?
LOBO: My name is LOBO. So why are you here? Are you getting your Blogger License too?
Lohan: My rehab doctor thinks that exploring other methods of expression might curtail my self-destructive behavior and speed up my recovery.
LOBO: Rehab? I thought you were in prison.
Lohan: That's Paris Hilton.
LOBO: Sorry. It's hard to see through these pasta strainers. I really love your movies.
Lohan: Well thank you.
LOBO: What was it like working with Mike Myers on 'Shrek 3'?
Lohan: That's Cameron Diaz.
LOBO: Oh, that's right. Sorry. Did you ever get to meet Tim Robbins when you narrated 'The Shawshank Redemption'?
Lohan: That's Morgan Freeman.
LOBO: I thought you said you were in movies.
Lohan: I am. I was in 'Freaky Friday' 'Herbie Fully Loaded' and 'The Parent Trap'.
LOBO: So you do mostly documentaries?
Lohan: [pause] Would you please just get away from me?
LOBO: Any Oscars? Emmys?
Lohan: I'm calling the cops.
LOBO: Well you go right ahead there little Miss Hoity-Toity 'Can't-Take-Some-Pointed-Questions-From-A-Guy-Wearing-A-Trash-Can'. Call 'em! I'll have you arrested for impersonating an actress!
Teacher: All right class, pencils down. Please hand your Blogger License Exam to the person in front of you.
LOBO: Damn it!
Lohan: You bastard!
LOBO: Wow. You're that famous chick!
Lohan: Who are you, and why are you dressed like that?
LOBO: My name is LOBO. So why are you here? Are you getting your Blogger License too?
Lohan: My rehab doctor thinks that exploring other methods of expression might curtail my self-destructive behavior and speed up my recovery.
LOBO: Rehab? I thought you were in prison.
Lohan: That's Paris Hilton.
LOBO: Sorry. It's hard to see through these pasta strainers. I really love your movies.
Lohan: Well thank you.
LOBO: What was it like working with Mike Myers on 'Shrek 3'?
Lohan: That's Cameron Diaz.
LOBO: Oh, that's right. Sorry. Did you ever get to meet Tim Robbins when you narrated 'The Shawshank Redemption'?
Lohan: That's Morgan Freeman.
LOBO: I thought you said you were in movies.
Lohan: I am. I was in 'Freaky Friday' 'Herbie Fully Loaded' and 'The Parent Trap'.
LOBO: So you do mostly documentaries?
Lohan: [pause] Would you please just get away from me?
LOBO: Any Oscars? Emmys?
Lohan: I'm calling the cops.
LOBO: Well you go right ahead there little Miss Hoity-Toity 'Can't-Take-Some-Pointed-Questions-From-A-Guy-Wearing-A-Trash-Can'. Call 'em! I'll have you arrested for impersonating an actress!
Teacher: All right class, pencils down. Please hand your Blogger License Exam to the person in front of you.
LOBO: Damn it!
Lohan: You bastard!
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