Primer
Predator Press
[Mr Insanity]
Templeton -who had only narrowly escaped the garbage deposal- had affixed himself to the back of Phil's rabies tag.
There, Phil couldn't find him.
And LOBO -who always assumed the tag to be some sort of symbol of Phil's commitment to Jewish faith- was never willing to do anything that would be religiously intolerant; he chose only to read Bible passages too loudly as Phil slept, and occasionally squirting her with a Super-Soaker full of Holy water shouting 'The Power of Christ Compels You!'
But LOBO, a Catholic, had long since resigned himself to the fact that Phil was going to burn for eternity in the Lake of Fire at this point.
Attached firmly to a deadly predator owned by a complete idiot, and surrounded by millions of the horny and carnivorous man-eating Cicada Brood VIII, Templeton figured he was momentarily safe.
Until he intercepted Sapphire's transmission to RDO.
In order to save Humanity, she argued, they were going to have to nuke Pianosa into a crater.
And then nuke the crater.
And then airlift the crater over the Atlantic Ocean, and nuke it a few more times while dropping it in.
Templeton snuck a peak from behind Phil's collar. Having finally run out of 'Food Delivery' options in the Yellow Pages that were still answering the phone, LOBO was in the kitchen trying to boil one of my frozen pot pies.
Needless to say, it burst into flames.
Eh, Templeton figured, it was a good run.
[Mr Insanity]
Templeton -who had only narrowly escaped the garbage deposal- had affixed himself to the back of Phil's rabies tag.
There, Phil couldn't find him.
And LOBO -who always assumed the tag to be some sort of symbol of Phil's commitment to Jewish faith- was never willing to do anything that would be religiously intolerant; he chose only to read Bible passages too loudly as Phil slept, and occasionally squirting her with a Super-Soaker full of Holy water shouting 'The Power of Christ Compels You!'
But LOBO, a Catholic, had long since resigned himself to the fact that Phil was going to burn for eternity in the Lake of Fire at this point.
Attached firmly to a deadly predator owned by a complete idiot, and surrounded by millions of the horny and carnivorous man-eating Cicada Brood VIII, Templeton figured he was momentarily safe.
Until he intercepted Sapphire's transmission to RDO.
In order to save Humanity, she argued, they were going to have to nuke Pianosa into a crater.
And then nuke the crater.
And then airlift the crater over the Atlantic Ocean, and nuke it a few more times while dropping it in.
Templeton snuck a peak from behind Phil's collar. Having finally run out of 'Food Delivery' options in the Yellow Pages that were still answering the phone, LOBO was in the kitchen trying to boil one of my frozen pot pies.
Needless to say, it burst into flames.
Eh, Templeton figured, it was a good run.
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