Focus
Predator Press
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So I’m worried that Babs is still in jail, and standing in line behind these two guys trying to get into this classy restaurant. One of them is wearing an “I FARM YOU EAT” sweatshirt.
And I’m thinking a guy with that shirt could pull down chicks like crazy.
I mean think about it; a guy that fondles cows knows how to keep his hands warm, right?
... But enough about promiscuous, deviant cows! I have Babs to get out of jail, and $60 worth of inventive bail money to come up with.
I must focus.
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Now, I’m a vegan.
But for purposes of keeping an eye on this sick 'farming' monster, I eat a big rib-eye steak, baked Alaska, fried mushrooms, pork chops, potato skins, truffles, and drink a diet Pepsi.
--all the while focusing like a laserbeam on how to get Babs out of jail.
Still, I wish this weirdo would leave those poor cows alone.
That sick bastard fits the profile of a ‘Bovine Enabler’ precisely.
[LOBO]
So I’m worried that Babs is still in jail, and standing in line behind these two guys trying to get into this classy restaurant. One of them is wearing an “I FARM YOU EAT” sweatshirt.
And I’m thinking a guy with that shirt could pull down chicks like crazy.
I mean think about it; a guy that fondles cows knows how to keep his hands warm, right?
... But enough about promiscuous, deviant cows! I have Babs to get out of jail, and $60 worth of inventive bail money to come up with.
I must focus.
***
But for purposes of keeping an eye on this sick 'farming' monster, I eat a big rib-eye steak, baked Alaska, fried mushrooms, pork chops, potato skins, truffles, and drink a diet Pepsi.
--all the while focusing like a laserbeam on how to get Babs out of jail.
Still, I wish this weirdo would leave those poor cows alone.
That sick bastard fits the profile of a ‘Bovine Enabler’ precisely.
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And my fiancé.