Can't We All Just Fight Like Hell?

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[LOBO]

First, my house burns down.

Then I have a hard time convincing Babs, her Parole Officer, and the insurance company that my cat accidentally caused the fire thwarting an alien invasion by a technologically advanced mechanical reconnaissance fly.

Today I found out my blogger license has been revoked because I flunked the annual exam.

That, frankly, is just plain silly: there's no freakin way I flunked that test.

--I cheated off of the smartest people there!

Comments

Anonymous said…
are you being sarcastic about a blog licence. or is there really a such thing?

cuause if thats the case i should teach some lessons. im not the best writer so its difficult when you know what to do but just not enough brain power to finish it. i admire a blogger that has real depth to there blog. i can only wish i had the time and efford to really be a full time blogger.
Anonymous said…
I have never heard of a blogger license, is that true? cause if it is then I need to do some brushing up to.
LOBO said…
I get most of my legal advice from a respected and well-renown Amway representative, so my source is solid on this one: turns out there's a $50 fine per offense --$75 if you do it from Canada, $110 if from the UK.

To “musicmixingguru”: I really liked your site. I kicked around in bands as a teen, and did some horrible solo work mixing music using Sonic Foundry and Acid Pro. But then I got this lucrative "blogging" gig.

Thanks for reading, making music better for everyone, and giving me some encouragement to continue to write instead of making more music. God I mean my music was terrible. I popped in my "demo" a few days ago and uggghhh ... how much alcohol does it take for these intonations not to offend the ear? My neighbor's dog got so pissed, it had to have therapy!

The world is a better place because of you.

Trust me.
Anonymous said…
Wait for ten years when you have to stop drinking and start reading some of the stuff you're writing now. Jeez. You'll probably wonder if you were ever sober. hehehe

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