Bling
Predator Press
[Mr Insanity]
"Sir," says Sapphire, closing the door to Ethan's office behind her. "I know you've asked me to come so you can try to talk me out of nuking Pianosa, but in a matter of weeks, those cicadas will-"
"Talk you out of it?" says Ethan. "Are you kidding?"
"I don't understand," says Sapphire, taking the seat in front of the desk.
"LOBO just put a bunch of his crap art up on eBay. It's completely worthless. I can't believe he's got an 'AA' in Graphic Design from Denver Business College." Ethan pauses. "Still, if LOBO was dead ... "
"Oooooh," says Sapphire, slowly comprehending. "Okay."
"I'll give you ten percent."
"Deal."
Ethan swivels in his chair, facing the window. "Then I'll have two bags of money. I might even have to hire someone to hold my cigar!"
[Mr Insanity]
"Sir," says Sapphire, closing the door to Ethan's office behind her. "I know you've asked me to come so you can try to talk me out of nuking Pianosa, but in a matter of weeks, those cicadas will-"
"Talk you out of it?" says Ethan. "Are you kidding?"
"I don't understand," says Sapphire, taking the seat in front of the desk.
"LOBO just put a bunch of his crap art up on eBay. It's completely worthless. I can't believe he's got an 'AA' in Graphic Design from Denver Business College." Ethan pauses. "Still, if LOBO was dead ... "
"Oooooh," says Sapphire, slowly comprehending. "Okay."
"I'll give you ten percent."
"Deal."
Ethan swivels in his chair, facing the window. "Then I'll have two bags of money. I might even have to hire someone to hold my cigar!"
Comments
It's always about the money, isn't it!!
I'm going to have to increase my eBay bid now. The prospect of owning these potentially priceless artworks is too compelling...