Thou Shalt Not Bitch
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[Mr I]
"I still don't get why I have to wear a dress," says LOBO, fidgeting in his Baptismal robes. "How long until I can start smiting people?"
"Well, that all depends on you," says Father Fritz. "When's the last time to went to Confession?"
LOBO holds up ten fingers, arching Fritz's eyebrow.
"But what about those lousy infidels?" LOBO complains. "And the pagans? Hm? And the filthy whores? The world is just crawling with filthy whores--"
"If you could smite anyone you wanted to, who would you smite?"
"Who are those pascifist guys that brush ants out of their way as they walk?"
"The Jains?"
"Yeah," says LOBO. "I'll bet I could beat the crap outta one of them guys."
"I'll tell you what," says Father Fritz, comfortingly. "After Confession, we'll let you smite one Jehovah’s Witness. But just one."
"Lousy Jehovah rat-finks, testifying against Jehovah like that ... they got it coming."
"Indeed," agrees Fritz.
"Can I torture him for a while?"
"Why would you want to do that?"
"Maybe I can get him to cough up a list of names from the Jehovah’s Witness Protection Program."
[Mr I]
"I still don't get why I have to wear a dress," says LOBO, fidgeting in his Baptismal robes. "How long until I can start smiting people?"
"Well, that all depends on you," says Father Fritz. "When's the last time to went to Confession?"
LOBO holds up ten fingers, arching Fritz's eyebrow.
"But what about those lousy infidels?" LOBO complains. "And the pagans? Hm? And the filthy whores? The world is just crawling with filthy whores--"
"If you could smite anyone you wanted to, who would you smite?"
"Who are those pascifist guys that brush ants out of their way as they walk?"
"The Jains?"
"Yeah," says LOBO. "I'll bet I could beat the crap outta one of them guys."
"I'll tell you what," says Father Fritz, comfortingly. "After Confession, we'll let you smite one Jehovah’s Witness. But just one."
"Lousy Jehovah rat-finks, testifying against Jehovah like that ... they got it coming."
"Indeed," agrees Fritz.
"Can I torture him for a while?"
"Why would you want to do that?"
"Maybe I can get him to cough up a list of names from the Jehovah’s Witness Protection Program."
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