Re-Tardy
Predator Press
[LOBO]
I was leafing through the paper --feigning interest in Rumsfeld's resignation so I didn't have to actually talk to anybody-when I found out I was elected District 57's Superintendent of Schools.
I don't even know where District 57 is, and I'm apparently late for work.
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I burst into the Principal's office pretending to have an agenda and know what I'm doing, and being really pissed off about it. And this bitch dressed like a penguin yanks the cigarette out of my mouth!
"There's no smoking in here," the wrinkly old bat growls, squishing my non-generic and expensive smoldering joy under her thick, flat arches.
I point to the nearest nine year old, and he flips me a Kool.
"Bullshit," I says, lighting up.
[LOBO]
I was leafing through the paper --feigning interest in Rumsfeld's resignation so I didn't have to actually talk to anybody-when I found out I was elected District 57's Superintendent of Schools.
I don't even know where District 57 is, and I'm apparently late for work.
I burst into the Principal's office pretending to have an agenda and know what I'm doing, and being really pissed off about it. And this bitch dressed like a penguin yanks the cigarette out of my mouth!
"There's no smoking in here," the wrinkly old bat growls, squishing my non-generic and expensive smoldering joy under her thick, flat arches.
I point to the nearest nine year old, and he flips me a Kool.
"Bullshit," I says, lighting up.
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