Fuck Democracy

Predator Press

[LOBO]

This whole election is a sham.

I spent 87 bucks on a Presidential Campaign, and I wasn't even on the fucking ballot.

Still, I voted. I voted against all those jerks that left messages on my answering machine.

Sometimes this electoral strategy forced me to vote for a Democrat, which still feels strange. I spent years as an Anarchist, which ultimately, is as "Conservative" as you can get if you think about it: no rule of law, just remains of dissenters.

Who wants to deal with all those bodies? I'm far too lazy to be a decent Anarchist.

On everything else, I wrote "LOBO" as a write-in.

God, that's so funny. I'll bet nobody's ever done that before ...