You People Are Being Jerks

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You people are really being tough on Babs; she is the light of my life ... my oxygen. One day I hope to bear her children.

So lay off.

Why, just yesterday she made one of my lifelong dreams come true: she bought me a basketball court-sized recording studio, and hired those guys from Metallica to help me record my album.

And when they showed up for the sound check, I made those jerks play dodgeball for six hours.

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