Amazing Football Prediction From Jesus!!!

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As usual, Jesus picks one hell of a day to come down and tell me to not take my Lithium and bet everything I own on a sports event ... you would think he would know by now to call first. I was sitting at home kicking ass on Grand Theft Auto, and here comes the Son of God barging in again, wrecking up my lazy Sunday (Fourth Commandment, aka God's Will, I might add) with another stupid "prophecy".

Well, here it is:

THE BEARS ARE UNSTOPPABLE.

COWER, PUNY FLORIDIANS, AS YOUR PUNY FOOTBALL
TEAM IS CRUSHED IN THE WAKE OF THE BEARS
JUGGERNAUT 104-0, AND SENT HOME TO THE PUNY
EVERGLADES IN SHAMEFUL, PUNY DISGRACE.

JESUS HATES FLORIDA

(How is the weather down there?)

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