Charlie Who -Wants to WHAT?

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I think Charlie Sheen should get his meeting with Obama to discuss the possibility of a 9/11 conspiracy, but only under the condition that it’s a “quid quo pro”: I’ve been trying to figure out what conspiracy allowed the making of Major League II for years.
Perhaps this is an example of “Method Acting”: Charlie -absolutely seething with "Method"- is about to release a movie called Foodfight! where he voices a character named Dex Dogtective. This controversy will doubtlessly cause enough Hollywood “buzz” to finally catapult Charlie's performances into the Oscars.
Charlie Sheen is most certainly an actor. Al Fresco -the guy that unloads his mower from a pickup truck and mows my lawn- is most certainly a gardener. But I am always happy to see Al Fresco ... largely because he does much-needed work, and he does it extremely well.
This isn’t to say I don't want every teeny nuance of 9/11 investigated; I'm just saying from a Public Relations standpoint, Al Fresco should be at this meeting too.

Meanwhile Charlie hawks Hanes® underwear.
But could Charlie's underwear possibly be better than Al Fresco's?
I rest my case.
Comments
And some just shouldn't speak at all.
-How can a man who is 'barely an actor' demand an audience with someone who is 'barely a President?'
(I have to check with my 'barely qualified political advisors' on this ... I have a headache)
But he's coming off his best seasonal ratings yet of his show. I guess we can logically guess that Two and a Half Men will have horrible ratings this season.
On a side note did you read his fictional interview with Obama?
...ummmmm......
Maybe he should just go away.
Chris: Honestly besides car-crashy type stuff, I watch almost exclusively documentaries and educational crap. And needless to say you don't see Charlie on too many of those.
-With the exception of the MJ/Hanes commercial, I had no idea he was even working.
As for the "fictional interview" I google for it ... I'll bet it's mind blowing.
Stickman: You won't believe this, but I had a really hard time finding a pic of a gardener that convincingly looked like he might not be able to speak English.
The ACLU is probably suing Google for my identity even as we speak.
Kirsten: Can you imagine a world where Charlie is elevated to the social import he feels he is?
-Just how much booze is there on Earth anyway?
Don: MJ peeling out to escape is even funnier now somehow!!
Ann: He's got a handful of gems ... but you gotta sift through his cargo ship of turds to find 'em.
Jamie: My wife and I laughed our asses off at this comment .... thanks Jamie!
Ooo! Wouldn't a Sheen-Bonaduce exhibition boxing match rock?
-Anyone feeling like starting an internet rumor? heehee