The Legend of Testicles

Predator Press

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Sure we’ve all heard the fantastic adventures of Hercules. But Predator Press scienticians have unearthed archeological evidence that Hercules had an evil twin brother, Testicles.

Testicles wasn’t as quite as large as his legendary sibling Hercules –and frankly he wasn’t all that bright either. But in their youth, Testicles often ran the show.

Hercules and Testicles eventually became bitter rivals, and Hercules often beat Testicles severely.

One day finally Hercules beat Testicles so badly, Testicles shrank off into obscurity forever.

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Jeff and Charli Lee said…
This makes a lot of sense if you consider that Hercules was probably using steroids, which although would have made him much larger and stronger, would also have shrunk his testicles severely, thereby making him jealous of his brother's normal sized junk - thus causing the rivalry you speak of.
8:56 PM
Anonymous said…
Test - uh - clees

I love it.

Cheers!
9:28 PM
Olga, the Traveling Bra said…
I heard he was nutz.
11:41 PM
Alex L said…
Didnt he fight the mighty Vulva... or am I remembering wrong
12:45 AM
Anonymous said…
Nice statue...
Love it..
8:45 AM
Kirsten said…
Testacles was the brains of the operation and has been ever since! : )
1:38 PM
Anonymous said…
I heard that Hercules had to beat him several times over a couple of hours before Testicles shrank. That Hercules is a brute.
7:34 PM
Speedcat Hollydale said…
clack clack clack .... raisons from berries.

Hey, where's your brother Hercules ???

"Ohhh, he's just bein` all testy again"
8:50 PM
Michael from dadcation.com said…
ha! i gave myself that name at a toga party several years ago at niagara falls. i was a beautiful man that day. just like this statue here.
10:07 PM
Unknown said…
Kinda reminds me of Varicosa. We have been telling you guys all along, that beating shit was not good for you. I heard he had hairy palms too.
4:39 AM
Anonymous said…
Just goes to show, there is always a legend or two floating around, but seriously, sound like a load of bollocks to me.
3:46 PM
Fanton said…
I did not think Hercules had the balls to commit such an act.

Clearly, I was wrong.
5:45 PM
Rickey said…
And this is why Greek Mythology scares Rickey. Damn you Edith Hamilton!
8:08 AM
Anonymous said…
What a load of bollocks.
6:12 AM
Anonymous said…
You have the story correct except you left out the fact the Hercules was aided in the battle by the flatulent god Youripatease
10:55 AM
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