Hearts Are Cheap Worthless Crap

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[LOBO]

Staggering out of a ten-hour white-knuckled shift at work can make fighting traffic on the way home a little, uh, tense ... I think I’ve sprained my middle finger, and that makes pulling the picket fence panels and lawn furniture out of my radiator grill very, very difficult.

And there’s nothing worse in this situation than screeching home to an empty, tranquil house -my heart is probably planning an attack out of the sheer annoyance of all this pulmonary regulation!

Luckily, I'm far too lazy for an all-out heart attack.

My heart would enter a couple of Sanctions. Tops maybe lobby for a trade tariff or two.

But that’s pretty much it.

Comments

Anonymous said…
I miss the kids too baby :(

love you!
Anonymous said…
I can relate to that Republican National Convention only thing on radio artery, as I hit it on the way home from somewhere tonight. It took me about four seconds to realize where I was when I heard McCain speak, and as soon as I did, I think I dropped the f-bomb about four times before quickly turning it off.
Anonymous said…
Get that man 1000 ccs of pilsner, stat!
Mmmmm, nachos.

Where's the Nick Cage capillary?
Anonymous said…
If that RNC is all that's on the radio, I'm surprised you haven't whisked off for a Cheney special.

I'm off to see the new Nicholas Cage shitathon, so I expect I'll need valve maintenance soon as well.
Daisy said…
I think you need a nice, big glass of wine. And some cheese, too. That helps everything.
Anonymous said…
I empathize. My middle finger has arthritis from overuse.
Anonymous said…
The other day a woman in front of me actually stopped at a green light. Yes, our vehicles were moving, the light was green, and for some ungodly reason she stopped.

I honked at her after a couple of seconds (usually I'm faster, but I was still rather aghast), but I was secretly wishing I had some sort of electrified spear gun to shoot into her rear - bumper.
LOBO said…
UR: I got it particularly bad ... I'm kind of a news junkie. You know I try to keep Predator Press unbiased politically, but spoofing this whole Palin thing is getting hard to resist.

... hmmm ....

Mark: [*sob*] God Bless you my freind!!!

Jeff: I was tempted. Oooh trust me I was tempted. But I figure I beat up on him enough (for now). It was a combination of actually liking about .15% of his movies, and fear of you guys getting bored with it.

Chris: A masochist I take it? :) I heard a summary of the plot of "Bangkok Dangerous" and didn't feel interested. But then again, I was suprised to end up LOVING "Lords of War" ...

Daisy: lol! Nachos and wine, eh? Do they cancel each other out?

Skip: Feel the burn! Feel the burn! :)

Doug: I get frightened sometimes by what I see other drivers do sometimes ... seriously. I once saw the product of a car coming to a dead stop in the middle of the Interstate under an overpass (probably due to heavy rain and bad visability). A truck -pulling two trailers- slammed into it and used whatever make that car formerly was as a ramp.

Nobody survived in either vehicle.
I recommend lifesavers candy, mentoes, and that crazy "ree cola!!!!!" stuff.

...and a nap. That's what I do every Saturday.

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