A CERN Talking Through
Predator Press
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I don’t get the fuss over the CERN Large Hadron Collider experiment.
Some mad scientists build a measly 17 mile long black hole generator, and here go all the whiny Liberals, “Boo Hoo! It could destroy the universe? Wah!”
These selfish pricks should just shut up. I might like having my own personal black hole. In fact, I’ve already compiled a list of things I would like to try it out on:
Leftover Brussels Sprouts
Mail Labeled ‘Occupant’
Nuclear Waste
Tom Brady
Cable Bill
Cats
Prince
Don Lewis
SEO Optimizers
People Named 'Travis'
Puppy that Followed the Kids Home
The CERN Large Hadron Collider (now that be cool, eh? Eh?)
And frankly, why bother fighting for this crap Universe? I'm not sure the complete destruction of this dump would be so bad anyway.
Now Alpha Proxima?
-That’s a Universe.
Thank you Miss Moneypenny CPU!
[LOBO]
I don’t get the fuss over the CERN Large Hadron Collider experiment.
Some mad scientists build a measly 17 mile long black hole generator, and here go all the whiny Liberals, “Boo Hoo! It could destroy the universe? Wah!”
These selfish pricks should just shut up. I might like having my own personal black hole. In fact, I’ve already compiled a list of things I would like to try it out on:
And frankly, why bother fighting for this crap Universe? I'm not sure the complete destruction of this dump would be so bad anyway.
Now Alpha Proxima?
-That’s a Universe.
Comments
Shameful.
True, the accompanying photographs are on the slightly pornographic side, and would not make for suitable reading over the breakfast table, but still...
“You have horrible taste in music”
“You have horrible taste in movies”
“You have horrible taste in friends”
“You have horrible taste in your selection of jokes”
“You have horrible taste in books”
“You do, however, have a lovely ottoman.”
He had no idea what I was talking about when I asked him.
Or maybe it's nothing like that at all.
P.S. Don't we all have one tiny Black Hole which should be duct taped when Lord Likely is thrusting his matter around! :~))
except instead of a black hole and some douche inside, i have a douche and some black holes inside.
donut holes.
chocolate.
There's going to be just one big black hole that we can all dump our stuff into. The thing about black holes is that they not only destroy what you throw into them, but also all evidence that you ever threw anything into them. This makes them a better dumping spot for hazardous waste like Prince, spent nuclear fuel, and all Travises than the other usual dumping spots: wildlife preserves, reservoirs, neighbors' yards, etc.