We Will Fight in the Shade
Predator Press
[Mr. Insanity]
Legless Jim read the headline from May 13:
"Putin Calls USA 'Hungry Wolf
that Eats and Listens to no One'"
LOBO freaked.
"Look!" he insists. "We were all hammered at Froggo's pad, and after three in the morning I can't remember a damn thing. I woke up on the tennis court, half-naked and covered in lipstick and whipped cream."
"Uh huh," says Legless Jim.
LOBO looks at his boots in shame. "Suddenly, Argentina was legislating UN sanctions against me." He sobs into his hands. "I swear to God I didn't know that was Putin's whipped cream!"
"Take it easy man," says Legless Jim. "I mean it's the UN for Chrissake. It's not like it's Rent a Center ..."
"Take it easy?" says LOBO, wiping tears. "Russia just declared war on me! I love Russia! Russia is second-to-none when it comes to--" He pauses, thinking.
He looks to me, but I got nothing.
"Alright," he says finally, tears drying. "Screw those bastards."
"So you're going to war with Russia now?" I says.
"Don't be silly," he replies. "I can't whip Russia by myself." He throws his arm over our shoulders.
"We're going to war with Russia."
[Mr. Insanity]
Legless Jim read the headline from May 13:
that Eats and Listens to no One'"
LOBO freaked.
"Look!" he insists. "We were all hammered at Froggo's pad, and after three in the morning I can't remember a damn thing. I woke up on the tennis court, half-naked and covered in lipstick and whipped cream."
"Uh huh," says Legless Jim.
LOBO looks at his boots in shame. "Suddenly, Argentina was legislating UN sanctions against me." He sobs into his hands. "I swear to God I didn't know that was Putin's whipped cream!"
"Take it easy man," says Legless Jim. "I mean it's the UN for Chrissake. It's not like it's Rent a Center ..."
"Take it easy?" says LOBO, wiping tears. "Russia just declared war on me! I love Russia! Russia is second-to-none when it comes to--" He pauses, thinking.
He looks to me, but I got nothing.
"Alright," he says finally, tears drying. "Screw those bastards."
"So you're going to war with Russia now?" I says.
"Don't be silly," he replies. "I can't whip Russia by myself." He throws his arm over our shoulders.
"We're going to war with Russia."
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