Helter Skelter
Predator Press
[LOBO]
"Look," I says, scratching 'cuz of this itchy fucking uniform. "We have a lot in common. You're a cold-blooded superintelligent, giant, evil squid and I'm a ..."
Uh-oh.
"... really ... "
Think fast.
" ... notorious ..."
C'mon douchebag.
"Douchebag!" I says, relieved.
The superintelligent giant squid eyed me warily.
"I'm serious!" I says. "When's the last time that Santa asshole showed up for you, hm?"
The squid's giant eye, hanging on an articulated eyestalk, was tearing up. (And for all you people that read books and crap, yes I know squids don't have articulated eyestalks. This is my story. So go read Quincy or something, smartass!)
"Well, this year would be the 25th Anniversary of 'Silent Night, Holy Crap'," I says in yet another desperate effort to get you confused new readers to go back to the March 2006 Archives link --almost directly to the right of this post-- when these fuctup plotlines got started. "And I've got a little payback planned out for The Fat Man."
The superintelligent giant squid squealed with glee.
"You want in?" I asked.
[LOBO]
"Look," I says, scratching 'cuz of this itchy fucking uniform. "We have a lot in common. You're a cold-blooded superintelligent, giant, evil squid and I'm a ..."
Uh-oh.
"... really ... "
Think fast.
" ... notorious ..."
C'mon douchebag.
"Douchebag!" I says, relieved.
The superintelligent giant squid eyed me warily.
"I'm serious!" I says. "When's the last time that Santa asshole showed up for you, hm?"
The squid's giant eye, hanging on an articulated eyestalk, was tearing up. (And for all you people that read books and crap, yes I know squids don't have articulated eyestalks. This is my story. So go read Quincy or something, smartass!)
"Well, this year would be the 25th Anniversary of 'Silent Night, Holy Crap'," I says in yet another desperate effort to get you confused new readers to go back to the March 2006 Archives link --almost directly to the right of this post-- when these fuctup plotlines got started. "And I've got a little payback planned out for The Fat Man."
The superintelligent giant squid squealed with glee.
"You want in?" I asked.
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