Parting Schatt
Predator Press
[Mr. Insanity]
"Remember this?" I demanded, kicking the old man in the stomach. I stuffed the rumpled paper into the old business teacher's face.
"Yes," cried the muffled voice. "It's a ridiculous business model presented by an idiot former student of mine. LOBO, I think!"
"Yeah, well he's a bigshot war hero now. So we had this checked out by Steven Hawking. It turns out you gave him a 'C' because you forgot to carry the one when you checked his math!" I kicked him again.
"Steven Hawking is a hack--!" wailed the sobbing, frail instructor. "A reckless mathematical maverick!"
"Professor Schatt," I continued, "for failing to credit LOBO with the delivery of eighty thousand widgets per year since 1997, the compiled interest, and the pain and suffering inflicted upon my client --your former student-- we hereby hold you liable for 352 trillion--"
"353 trillion," says Legless Jim, winking.
"--353 trillion dollars," I says, stompin on his lymph nodes.
"Let's go to the ATM," the broken professor whimpered.
[Mr. Insanity]
"Remember this?" I demanded, kicking the old man in the stomach. I stuffed the rumpled paper into the old business teacher's face.
"Yes," cried the muffled voice. "It's a ridiculous business model presented by an idiot former student of mine. LOBO, I think!"
"Yeah, well he's a bigshot war hero now. So we had this checked out by Steven Hawking. It turns out you gave him a 'C' because you forgot to carry the one when you checked his math!" I kicked him again.
"Steven Hawking is a hack--!" wailed the sobbing, frail instructor. "A reckless mathematical maverick!"
"Professor Schatt," I continued, "for failing to credit LOBO with the delivery of eighty thousand widgets per year since 1997, the compiled interest, and the pain and suffering inflicted upon my client --your former student-- we hereby hold you liable for 352 trillion--"
"353 trillion," says Legless Jim, winking.
"--353 trillion dollars," I says, stompin on his lymph nodes.
"Let's go to the ATM," the broken professor whimpered.
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