Predatory Nature
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[Mr. Insanity]
Sure enough. After two and a half years of more-or-less innocent blogging, LOBO makes an ex-wife joke during a séance and here comes Satan.
"LOBO" says Satan, well-fanged multiple heads swinging, snapping at him from all angles.
"I put the toilet seat down!" cried LOBO, shielding his eyes from the furious, bloodthirsty tempest.
Satan paused. "I'M NOT YOUR EX WIFE, DUMBASS."
LOBO cautiously peeked through his fingers at the scaly, seven-headed thing dripping blood from jagged teeth. "Oh thank Jesus God!" he says. "You really had me going there."
"YOU HAVE INVOKED AN EX-WIFE JOKE, AND HAVE THUSLY INSULTED MY ASSOCIATE DIRECTOR OF MARKETING WHO REPORTS DIRECTLY TO JOSEF STALIN."
"Is Marilyn Monroe still hot--?"
"SILENCE!" Satan demanded. "AS YOU HAVE SINNED, I CAN FULFIL THE DEAL WITH MAXIMILLAIN HECTORUS DEXALLIUM. HAVING SOLD HIS SOUL FOR THE HAPPINESS OF PRINCESS PHOEBE, YOU WILL NOW EXCHANGE BODIES AND LIVE HAPPILY FOREVERAFTER."
"Does he have high speed internet?"
"YES, BUT HE USES A MACINTOSH."
LOBO screamed.
[Mr. Insanity]
Sure enough. After two and a half years of more-or-less innocent blogging, LOBO makes an ex-wife joke during a séance and here comes Satan.
"LOBO" says Satan, well-fanged multiple heads swinging, snapping at him from all angles.
"I put the toilet seat down!" cried LOBO, shielding his eyes from the furious, bloodthirsty tempest.
Satan paused. "I'M NOT YOUR EX WIFE, DUMBASS."
LOBO cautiously peeked through his fingers at the scaly, seven-headed thing dripping blood from jagged teeth. "Oh thank Jesus God!" he says. "You really had me going there."
"YOU HAVE INVOKED AN EX-WIFE JOKE, AND HAVE THUSLY INSULTED MY ASSOCIATE DIRECTOR OF MARKETING WHO REPORTS DIRECTLY TO JOSEF STALIN."
"Is Marilyn Monroe still hot--?"
"SILENCE!" Satan demanded. "AS YOU HAVE SINNED, I CAN FULFIL THE DEAL WITH MAXIMILLAIN HECTORUS DEXALLIUM. HAVING SOLD HIS SOUL FOR THE HAPPINESS OF PRINCESS PHOEBE, YOU WILL NOW EXCHANGE BODIES AND LIVE HAPPILY FOREVERAFTER."
"Does he have high speed internet?"
"YES, BUT HE USES A MACINTOSH."
LOBO screamed.
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PS mistook Satan as exwife lmfao yeah your on a roll now buddie :)