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[Mr. Insanity]


When it came to the Press Conference, LOBO was magnificent. I was watching his reaction on the news from the furthest thing on the face of the Earth.

A nearby church.

"Ladies and gentlemen," he says, bowing, waving his hands to silence the flashing and scribbling throng. "Freedom-loving citizens of Las Vegas, I've never been on TV before, so please remember that if you break into a musical number, I will kill you all".

Suddenly spotting the hot blonde from CNN he adds, "Except you".


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On television, he seems to be rather conspicuously flipping through some index cards as "Legless Jim" asks a guy in an Armani for a quarter.

Ignoring Jim, the Armani guy pauses to watch the broadcast, brashly blocking our view.

LOBO continued, as I heard on "Legless Jim's" transistor radio: "As the hundredth plane crash into the Leaning Pyramid of Disco-Lighted Sphinx Laser Waterfall Towers, I would like to thank MGM for celebrating the occasion by forgiving ten years of Vegas-wide gambling debts."

It was then that "Legless Jim" --sobbing tears of joy-- punched "Mr. Armani" square in the nuts ...

Comments

Anonymous said…
Well he damn sure coudn't kick him heheheheh :)

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