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[Mr. Insanity]
When it came to the Press Conference, LOBO was magnificent. I was watching his reaction on the news from the furthest thing on the face of the Earth.
A nearby church.
"Ladies and gentlemen," he says, bowing, waving his hands to silence the flashing and scribbling throng. "Freedom-loving citizens of Las Vegas, I've never been on TV before, so please remember that if you break into a musical number, I will kill you all".
Suddenly spotting the hot blonde from CNN he adds, "Except you".
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On television, he seems to be rather conspicuously flipping through some index cards as "Legless Jim" asks a guy in an Armani for a quarter.
Ignoring Jim, the Armani guy pauses to watch the broadcast, brashly blocking our view.
LOBO continued, as I heard on "Legless Jim's" transistor radio: "As the hundredth plane crash into the Leaning Pyramid of Disco-Lighted Sphinx Laser Waterfall Towers, I would like to thank MGM for celebrating the occasion by forgiving ten years of Vegas-wide gambling debts."
It was then that "Legless Jim" --sobbing tears of joy-- punched "Mr. Armani" square in the nuts ...
[Mr. Insanity]
When it came to the Press Conference, LOBO was magnificent. I was watching his reaction on the news from the furthest thing on the face of the Earth.
A nearby church.
"Ladies and gentlemen," he says, bowing, waving his hands to silence the flashing and scribbling throng. "Freedom-loving citizens of Las Vegas, I've never been on TV before, so please remember that if you break into a musical number, I will kill you all".
Suddenly spotting the hot blonde from CNN he adds, "Except you".
On television, he seems to be rather conspicuously flipping through some index cards as "Legless Jim" asks a guy in an Armani for a quarter.
Ignoring Jim, the Armani guy pauses to watch the broadcast, brashly blocking our view.
LOBO continued, as I heard on "Legless Jim's" transistor radio: "As the hundredth plane crash into the Leaning Pyramid of Disco-Lighted Sphinx Laser Waterfall Towers, I would like to thank MGM for celebrating the occasion by forgiving ten years of Vegas-wide gambling debts."
It was then that "Legless Jim" --sobbing tears of joy-- punched "Mr. Armani" square in the nuts ...
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