[LOBO]
I don’t get the fuss over the CERN Large Hadron Collider experiment.
Some mad scientists build a measly 17 mile long black hole generator, and here go all the whiny Liberals, “Boo Hoo! It could destroy the universe? Wah!”
These selfish pricks should just shut up. I might like having my own personal black hole. In fact, I’ve already compiled a list of things I would like to try it out on:
And frankly, why bother fighting for this crap Universe? I'm not sure the complete destruction of this dump would be so bad anyway.
Now Alpha Proxima?
-That’s a Universe.
15 comments:
You'll be disappointed to know that the world hasn't ended. Of course, this is an automated message and I could have been lying.
I believe the postal authorities should be beaten senseless for accepting mail addressed to "occupant".
Shameful.
Rickey blogged about this doomsday machine yesterday... Rickey wonders: who will write out blogs when the pan dimensional beings emerge from the wormhole to conquer us?
Don't worry Qelqoth -- they haven't actually started to collide anything yet, so there's still lots of opportunity for pan-dimensional beings named Bob to give Earth the terminal teabag.
I am always thrusting my matter into black holes, but you don't see me on the front pages of all the newspapers, do you?
True, the accompanying photographs are on the slightly pornographic side, and would not make for suitable reading over the breakfast table, but still...
I've got a cat at home that I'd be happy to throw down your personal black hole, along with the pile of crap he just left on our bed because he's a vindictive little prick and is mad at my wife. (Sorry, just venting a little.)
As a child my dear mother once said to me:
“You have horrible taste in music”
“You have horrible taste in movies”
“You have horrible taste in friends”
“You have horrible taste in your selection of jokes”
“You have horrible taste in books”
“You do, however, have a lovely ottoman.”
I was on a work conference call with a Euro who lives less than an hour from the collider.
He had no idea what I was talking about when I asked him.
See, the problem is you're not actually getting your own black hole. There's just a chance that it'll make these really, really tiny black holes. So it's kind of like ordering that really wicked utility knife out of the catalog and finding out it's a keychain.
Or maybe it's nothing like that at all.
That's the spirit! Little black holes running around? I don't see the problem.
You're welcome, Lobo! Another surprise may happen real soon! :~))
P.S. Don't we all have one tiny Black Hole which should be duct taped when Lord Likely is thrusting his matter around! :~))
A good place for Prince! Nice idea.
i have a suitcase just like that one.
except instead of a black hole and some douche inside, i have a douche and some black holes inside.
donut holes.
chocolate.
FYI here is an exact description of what's going to happen at the LHC.
There's going to be just one big black hole that we can all dump our stuff into. The thing about black holes is that they not only destroy what you throw into them, but also all evidence that you ever threw anything into them. This makes them a better dumping spot for hazardous waste like Prince, spent nuclear fuel, and all Travises than the other usual dumping spots: wildlife preserves, reservoirs, neighbors' yards, etc.
Would Prince's ego fit into a black hole? Not sure.
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