Hire Me, You Prick!

Predator Press

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Thousands of applications, hundreds of interviews … [*sigh*] My enthusiasm gap is rivaled only by the vast and ever-growing job search radius. This morning –while mapping out want ads from Michigan(!)- a glance at the northern border inspired the thought that maybe I shouldn’t limit this search to my beloved United States.

America, you are quite possibly on the cusp of losing one of your greatest and most beloved National Treasures: ME.

Do you really want to be responsible for such a tragedy? I mean once I get that sweet sheepherding gig in Krasnoyarsk, you’re gonna have a hell of a time getting me back.

-And you’ll probably have to trade the Grand Canyon or something for it.