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[LOBO]
Thousands of applications, hundreds of interviews … [*sigh*] My enthusiasm gap is rivaled only by the vast and ever-growing job search radius. This morning –while mapping out want ads from Michigan(!)- a glance at the northern border inspired the thought that maybe I shouldn’t limit this search to my beloved United States.
America, you are quite possibly on the cusp of losing one of your greatest and most beloved National Treasures: ME.
Do you really want to be responsible for such a tragedy? I mean once I get that sweet sheepherding gig in Krasnoyarsk, you’re gonna have a hell of a time getting me back.
-And you’ll probably have to trade the Grand Canyon or something for it.
1 comment:
This is utter madness I tell you Madness!!! It would be an act of war for you to go to another country. Isn't your beloved country LOBONIA like 3 feet all around you? Your country would be invading Canada!!
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