How to Cheat at Humor-Blogs.com
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Rule #1: Don't Cheat To Get Number One. The #1 spot is under constant scrutiny, and is usually occupied by some asshole. Make yourself, like, number five or so: this modestly elevated status won't raise any eyebrows, and flies under the radar.
Rule #2: For Christ's Sake Do Some Legwork. Upload a goofy photo, and develop favorites for your blogless, soulless fake profiles. And -above all- vote on others occasionally with them. It's kinda like government: suspicions are easily mitigated by letting others profit on your enterprising endeavors.
Plus, anything less than your full creative effort is just plain insulting.
Rule #3: Space Out Your Votes: If your voters are so lazy and vapid they don't have profiles, pictures, or other favorites, what are the odds they are all going to religiously show up within an hour on the two times you post every week?
[LOBO]Rule #1: Don't Cheat To Get Number One. The #1 spot is under constant scrutiny, and is usually occupied by some asshole. Make yourself, like, number five or so: this modestly elevated status won't raise any eyebrows, and flies under the radar.
Rule #2: For Christ's Sake Do Some Legwork. Upload a goofy photo, and develop favorites for your blogless, soulless fake profiles. And -above all- vote on others occasionally with them. It's kinda like government: suspicions are easily mitigated by letting others profit on your enterprising endeavors.
Plus, anything less than your full creative effort is just plain insulting.
Rule #3: Space Out Your Votes: If your voters are so lazy and vapid they don't have profiles, pictures, or other favorites, what are the odds they are all going to religiously show up within an hour on the two times you post every week?
Comments
I'm No. 8 right now. Is that okay with you?
I think I have you among my favorites. Is that also okay with you?
I only am allowed 20 votes, so can't always vote for you like I would like. I like to try to spread the love around, you know what I'm saying?
All said, somewhat tongue in cheek. You can decide which comments are tongue and which comments are cheek. :)
But I think HB deserves better than watered-down bullshit: I have to watch it distilled by $$ and cheating?
I've got "soulless flaccid asshole" covered ... :)
Don't let it happen again.