On This Day In Predator Press History
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On August 25, 1980, while General Zod made his play for control of the Earth, I wore down Ursa's morale by covering her MySpace with anonymous obscenities and slanderous allegations about her sexual proclivities; General Zod had a "don't ask, don't tell" policy, and this fatally undermined the military effort.
And can you really be a 'general' if your entire army is only three people?
Thanks to me (and a small supporting role by Superman), Zod, his "army," and his hairline were all soon receding into the furthest reaches of outer space.
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[LOBO]On August 25, 1980, while General Zod made his play for control of the Earth, I wore down Ursa's morale by covering her MySpace with anonymous obscenities and slanderous allegations about her sexual proclivities; General Zod had a "don't ask, don't tell" policy, and this fatally undermined the military effort.
And can you really be a 'general' if your entire army is only three people?
Thanks to me (and a small supporting role by Superman), Zod, his "army," and his hairline were all soon receding into the furthest reaches of outer space.
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Do you think Ursa is hoggin the window fixin her mascara ‘an stuff?
(I’ll bet it don’t smell good in the Phantom Zone by now.)
Just call me God ...
-But don't sweat it. You shoulda seen what you wrote the first time.
wngl: I know! Superman II is one of those weird movies I've seen a million times, and not for any particular reason like it's good or anything. Maybe it's that John Williams touch?
-Even as a kid I took issue with Superman. Here's a bulletproof guy that can throw buses, and he's livin' in a ice cube and chasing Margot Kidder.
There's a lot of overlooked potential comedy in an all-powerful bachelor with no taste.
The Fortress of Solitude begged for at least one neon "Coors Silver Bullet" sign.
Chris: You don't want the title "God." People are always pestering you to do stuff.
-I want the title "Nondescript Inanimate Background Object."