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Too slithy for anything but the mimsy of gyring toves, wabe bororoves, and gamey bandersnatches every fair and frumious brillig?
Do you find yourself always galumphing along the tulgey with uffish, manxome, whiffling thoughts -thoughts of completely outgrabed mome raths?
-Blech!
Well break out your vorpal blade under the Tumtum tree and chortle with frabjous, beamish joy as you gimble up some all-natural nutritious lowfat Snicker-Snacks ®!*
Eat Snicker-Snacks ®
by Jabberwocky
Now chocked full of vitamin-fortified Jubjub!
* Warning: It is a period of civil war. Rebel spaceships, striking from a hidden base, have won their first victory against the evil Galactic Empire; possible side effects may include an evil Galactic Empire, hidden bases, rebel spaceships, a period of civil war, being far away yet not quite far enough, drowsiness, dizziness, migraines, insomnia, slight weight increase, massive weight increase, temporary blindness, stomach cramps, hallucinations, aneurysms, nausea, cancer, weaponized plutonium, projectile vomiting, projectile diarrhea, projectile vomiting and simultaneous projectile diarrhea, tsunamis, wormholes, lesions, malignant tumors, Cthulhu Mythos, MicroSoft updates, democratic fundraisers, and conspicuous erections in prison.
If consumed, please consult your physician and local pastor immediately.
[LOBO]Too slithy for anything but the mimsy of gyring toves, wabe bororoves, and gamey bandersnatches every fair and frumious brillig?
Do you find yourself always galumphing along the tulgey with uffish, manxome, whiffling thoughts -thoughts of completely outgrabed mome raths?
-Blech!
Well break out your vorpal blade under the Tumtum tree and chortle with frabjous, beamish joy as you gimble up some all-natural nutritious lowfat Snicker-Snacks ®!*
by Jabberwocky
Now chocked full of vitamin-fortified Jubjub!
* Warning: It is a period of civil war. Rebel spaceships, striking from a hidden base, have won their first victory against the evil Galactic Empire; possible side effects may include an evil Galactic Empire, hidden bases, rebel spaceships, a period of civil war, being far away yet not quite far enough, drowsiness, dizziness, migraines, insomnia, slight weight increase, massive weight increase, temporary blindness, stomach cramps, hallucinations, aneurysms, nausea, cancer, weaponized plutonium, projectile vomiting, projectile diarrhea, projectile vomiting and simultaneous projectile diarrhea, tsunamis, wormholes, lesions, malignant tumors, Cthulhu Mythos, MicroSoft updates, democratic fundraisers, and conspicuous erections in prison.
If consumed, please consult your physician and local pastor immediately.
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