The Legend of Testicles

Predator Press


[LOBO]

Sure we’ve all heard the fantastic adventures of Hercules. But Predator Press scienticians have unearthed archeological evidence that Hercules had an evil twin brother, Testicles.

Testicles wasn’t as quite as large as his legendary sibling Hercules –and frankly he wasn’t all that bright either. But in their youth, Testicles often ran the show.

Hercules and Testicles eventually became bitter rivals, and Hercules often beat Testicles severely. One fateful day Hercules beat Testicles so badly, Testicles shrank off into obscurity forever.

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I am dying here. . . I am going to get fired for laughing at (for all they know around me) nothing. I love nad humor.
Nooter said…
im having trouble relating to this...
Stephanie Barr said…
You should check your sources. Heracles (aka in Roman mythology Hercules) actually had a twin brother, Iphicles, reputed to be the offspring of his mother's husband as opposed to Zeus.
This brings back fond mammaries of my wasted youth in Asia. Remember Testicles in Samson Agonistes where he got to say "Euripides pants Eumenides pants"? Or in Titus Androgynist where he complained to Eugenides about the difficulty of the quizzies of Androgenes by sobbing "If these are his quizzies, I hope I never have to take one of his testes."?

Ohmigod. Little Eva just showed up at the Genius Bar singing Come on baby do the Lacaonmotion...
kathcom said…
I didn't think you could make testicles any funnier, but you've done it.
LOBO said…
DG: Careful now. Including you, I only have three employed readers ... my Class Action Suit hangs on you guys!

Nooter: Oops! I'll follow it up with the tale of Hercules' one-balled mastiff Monocles.

(Ah jeez. I could just do this forever.)

Stepahnie: Stop tripping me up with tedious "facts," and "research," and other witchcraft hocus-pocus. I waved dead chicken over this post to confirm its veracity, and you know what? It didn't come to life.

(Well, it was a can of Campbell's Chicken Noodle. But it counts!)

Doc: You stole my Stephanie thunder with "Euripades!" LOL

Kathcom: I'm shooting for a full-blown Testicles Renaissance.

(haha! I made a pun. Or an anecdote. I dunno ... something.)

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