Sailing the Estrogen Seas
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There’s a time in every decent father’s life when he realizes his 16 year old daughter has been possessed by The Devil and needs to be tried as a witch, exorcised, and then burned at the stake anyways (just in case).
-The main difference between me ‘an those pansies is they are too chicken to follow through.
[LOBO]
There’s a time in every decent father’s life when he realizes his 16 year old daughter has been possessed by The Devil and needs to be tried as a witch, exorcised, and then burned at the stake anyways (just in case).
-The main difference between me ‘an those pansies is they are too chicken to follow through.
Comments
(I have a fourteen year old. I know).
MWAH-HAW-HAW-HAW!!!
Oh yeah.
-You just keep right on thinkin' that.
:)
You don't stand a chance, escape while you can!
Bee: It's funny you mentioned that ... I've been considering hiring a hobo, get him some decent body armor, and just let her beat the snot out of him until she just collapses in exhaustion.
-What do you think the going rate for that is? A sandwich? Two maybe?
Alex: I'm too lazy for "escapes." I figure I'll just pick her up in front of her cool friends at school a few times wearing a Special Ed football helmet and picking my nose.
-I bet this would clear up pretty quick.
PHFL: You can make kids do that? Hah! That’ll teach her.
-And to think I was only going to take away her cellphone!
...if you have a reliable flamethrower.