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There’s a time in every decent father’s life when he realizes his 16 year old daughter has been possessed by The Devil and needs to be tried as a witch, exorcised, and then burned at the stake anyways (just in case).
-The main difference between me ‘an those pansies is they are too chicken to follow through.
9 comments:
Ten bucks on the witch - I mean teenager.
(I have a fourteen year old. I know).
You know?
MWAH-HAW-HAW-HAW!!!
Oh yeah.
-You just keep right on thinkin' that.
:)
Alright, twenty bucks.
I was once a 16 y/o daughter and I turned out fine! Well, maybe not but nobody sneaks up behind me.
I remember when I was a sixteen year old girl, and... wait a second.
You don't stand a chance, escape while you can!
Just keep in mind your teen may be changing your Depends one day.
Stephanie: Seriously it's pretty crazy. She makes Screechy (the six year old) seem mellow.
Bee: It's funny you mentioned that ... I've been considering hiring a hobo, get him some decent body armor, and just let her beat the snot out of him until she just collapses in exhaustion.
-What do you think the going rate for that is? A sandwich? Two maybe?
Alex: I'm too lazy for "escapes." I figure I'll just pick her up in front of her cool friends at school a few times wearing a Special Ed football helmet and picking my nose.
-I bet this would clear up pretty quick.
PHFL: You can make kids do that? Hah! That’ll teach her.
-And to think I was only going to take away her cellphone!
A the father of teenagers I can tell that you overreacting here. The stake is entirely unnecessary.
...if you have a reliable flamethrower.
You sound like Jack Bauer.
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